I Feel Bad About My Penis
Since I’ve been scrolling through all my junk mail I’m feeling inadequate and insecure about my penis.
I think Spam is starting to effect my mental health and self esteem.
I’m seriously starting to feel my penis is too small, not hard enough, doesn’t stay hard long enough and that women frequently laugh at me behind my back. I’m considering an implant, Viagra, buying self esteem in a bottle or starring in porn to prove I do have what it takes please a woman.
I thought I was fine, but then I started reading my Spam folder. I missed a few fantastic opportunities - like being quoted in Parents Magazine for an article about those horrible Bratz Dolls- because I was letting my Spam filter delete.
What? I don’t have a penis? Then why are they sending me all this mail?
I complain a lot about how women and children are marketed and advertised to in ways that make them feel like crap about themselves. It’s unhealthy and it has long-term consequences. I think men must have a super-thick skin to be able to overlook all the demeaning slams against the size, appearance and performance of their penis. No wonder men seem so pissed off at women. They think we hate their rod and laugh behind their backs.
Is this type of marketing effective? Is that why they do it? Do men click on the link for Viagra and buy some after constant and repeated offerings to stop women from laughing at them?
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4 opinions for I Feel Bad About My Penis
Kate
Nov 9, 2007 at 5:19 am
I wrote an article about this once too. While it was highly entertaining, I had many of the same questions that, alas, remain unanswered. A lot of men I know could look at those messages and think they were directed at all the other men in the world except themselves. It’s a wonderful talent to have.
Tracee Sioux
Nov 9, 2007 at 6:18 am
Maybe I should acquire that talent. As it is, I watch every Oprah and read every article and apply it to myself.
Surely though, it’s working to some degree or they are just doing it to annoy people - which would piss me off.
Is there a way to tell Spam God my gender so I can only get the “you need to be thinnner, we’ll send you a free bracelet, win a shopping spree” type of mail?
Mandie
Nov 13, 2007 at 8:55 pm
It is rather sad when over half your junk mail is filled with E.D. ads or Viagra ones, especially when you’re a woman. I really don’t expect that kind of advertizing helps that much, but then any publicity is good.
Eric
Mar 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm
You have a small bad dick deal wit it
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