Archive for June 2007
June 29th, 2007
My husband, who shall remain nameless, works for a chicken company, which shall also remain nameless, asked me for some chicken puns. He was trying to come up with a clever turn of words to do with chicken.
Chick, chick hurray!
Hot chicks here
Eat more chicks
Great place for chicks
How many ways can you eat a chick?
Chicks and […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 3 comments
June 28th, 2007
So last weekend was my big gigantic family reunion. When I say big I mean the original members of the reunion were my grandmother’s cousins. They were Mormons who congregated in a little colony of Mormons in the deep South. They had a lot of kids. My great-grandmother was one of 16, she had 13, my grandmother […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 6 comments
June 27th, 2007
By Tracee Sioux
I run a women’s book club, Between the Covers, and this month (and probably August) we’re doing Suze Orman’s Women & Money: Owning the Power to Control Your Destiny.
I confess I was financially illiterate until I took Dave Ramsey’s course Financial Peace University. It was a fantastic course that put a lot of […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 5 comments
June 27th, 2007
While in Houston I got to explore one of my “hobbies,” a gay club called SouthBeach. It was Free Paris Hilton Night. They showed Paris Hilton photos on a big screen all night. Oh yeah.
I have always gone to gay clubs, even when I was single, if I wanted to act like a rockstar and […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 8 comments
June 27th, 2007
I shaved Zack’s head into a bitchen baby mohawk. It is so cute. He’s so broad and big and fat that when he gets mad he looks like he could kick your ass.
Actually, I had my mother-in-law do it. She kept trying to cut the sides short, hoping I wouldn’t make her shave it. I […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 2 comments
June 26th, 2007
With the 2008 election coming I find my inner-feminist and my inner-Democrat are reawakening after an 8 year sleep.
When I read stories like this Gatekeepers of Hillaryland I honestly get so excited about the potential of America and the potential of women’s roles in America. Hillary has this great feminist tribe of professional women running her show. […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 0 comments
June 26th, 2007
Fit-Buff’s new blog Total Mind and Body Fitness Blog Carnival is out, you know I love this one. I’m in it, three times due to a typo, not complaining. Maybe that will net me three times the readers? One can hope.
You know I love TherapyDoc, funny and thoughtful stuff about the therapists’ “party-line” concerning drinking, drugs […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 1 comment
June 26th, 2007
As per the Boycott Christmas in June post here are some extended family gifting alternatives to suggest.
1. Drawing names.You could draw names for individuals or families. I prefer families because the larger your family is, the less disposable income your family has to spend. I withdrew from one drawing because it was costing me $200 to participate. […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 1 comment
June 25th, 2007
Now is the time to start discussions about Christmas boundaries. No one cares about Christmas in July. If I remember this factoid correctly, most Americans just finished paying for last Christmas around March. That was only a few months ago.
Time for the family vacation. Then school clothes. Then, Holy Crap, Christmas! In fact, I’ve […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 2 comments
June 24th, 2007
I have tried some pretty extreme ways to remove the hair from my bikini line. Two of them are so embarrassing I’ll resist my compulsion to share them with you.
I just tried the new Noxema Soothe and Smooth Refreshing Bikini Spray which claims to relieve irritation, bumps and redness. It does not work. Don’t waste your money.
I’ve […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 19 comments
June 23rd, 2007
Have you checked out this new show Ex-Wives Club on ABC? It has potential.
It’s hosted by Angie Everhart (ex of Ashley Hamilton), Shar Jackson (the pregnant girlfriend who got ditched by Kevin Federline and then had to watch his romance with Britney Spears in color - ouch), and Marla Maples (one of Donald Trump’s ex-wives).
The one I […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 4 comments
June 21st, 2007
I just saw this You Tube on The View where this Latin Hottie is singing I’ve got a crush on Obama. She’s dancing around in a bikini and a tiny t-shirt advertising Obamagirl.com. She’s even got bikini underpants with the word Obama on them. It’s put out by some group BarelyPolitical.com.
Who doesn’t have a crush on Obama? […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 0 comments
June 21st, 2007
Guess who I saw on a commercial for Celebrity Fit Club on VH1?
Rosie O’Donnell was congratulating one of the Fit Clubbers on his weight loss.
I totally jumped to the conclusion that it was foreshadowing - probably to incite blogs like this to a hypothesis and generate a buzz.
Do you think she’ll be replacing Ant as […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 6 comments
June 20th, 2007
What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing! Except the message of the Brazilian advertiser for fat free yogurt.
The message is that you should eat fat free yogurt so that you don’t look like this fat woman.
I think this woman is hot. I think she’s sexy. I’m a huge advocate of Dove’s Campaign For Real Beauty method […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 2 comments
June 20th, 2007
Obviously, The View is putting bunches of people through auditions for co-host to replace Rosie. This morning they had Gail King on and so far she’s my favorite pick.
To round out the show, they still need someone ethnic to replace Star and Lisa Ling. And I just don’t think they can operate with Joy, Elisabeth […]
By Tracee Sioux -- 7 comments
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